I warn you, because it’s something you’re not used to any more: You’re going to have to click. Click now, and click lots, damnit! I’m tired of sitemaps and roll out menus and fitting all your navigation into a too-small border along the heavy edge of every webpage.

Click! That’s what the web is for — no roll-over mouse menus here, no swishing, fading, content-switching sections, no find-it-all here sitemaps. This is a breath of fresh air in a system that wants to coddle you at every corner, page, and pixel. You will not be pampered here by the excess of indulgence into your laziness. You will click!

The web is for exploring! Hyperlinks, the fundamental structure of the web, the foundation of what makes the web the “web”, must be clicked. click, a new opinion. click, a new thesis. Click, a good joke. Click, a riveting tale.

I speak to the ever expanding site menus, the over zealous inclusion of every section, niblet, and destination, the expanse of sub-sub-sub menus — none shall show themselves here. I’m striking down my too-many-to-understand menus and leaving you with straight-forward-quickly-digestable paths. When you click, you’ll know where you click to! You haven’t but the choice, with the choice so few.

Back to the basic, back to the fundamental, the clean, the simple, the old. Welcome to my new, old site.